Paris Hilton was in Sydney, Australia on Dec. 28, 2006 to promote a new beer called Bondi Blonde. While in Sydney, she hit Bondi Beach (which is where the beer is named after), and put LV to shame by appearing in an LV Monogram Multicolore White bikini and flashing the new Monogram Miroir Alma GM in silver. Her new BFF Kim Kardashian also carried the Alma GM, but in gold. Both looked tacky tacky tacky!!! I've seen knock-offs of the LV bikini on eBay before, but didn't think Marc Jacobs would stoop so low as to actually create something this cheap-looking. (Or maybe that's where Paris actually got hers?) The shiny bags would be fun at a nightclub, but it looks gaudy on these two little hos. Oh, my beautiful LV, how far you have fallen.
